morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

vancity604778kid:

fifty-shades-of-shade:

wetravelfast00:

geatc:

ultrafacts:

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This country is really absurd sometimes…

But we know we love it, though.

that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states they always dismiss my display of empathy saying “why are you saying sorry? it’s not your fault.” of course it’s not my fault! I want to help u feel bettah gawddd

"Sorry" means something different in Canada than it does in other places.

In Canada, if something bad happens and you say sorry, it means “I acknowledge that you have been inconvenienced or otherwise harmed, and I am expressing sympathy. I’d prefer it if the bad thing had not happened.”

We apologize for things constantly.

"Sorry I’m late, traffic was horrible!"
Sorry about the traffic.

"Ugh, I think I caught the flu!"
Sorry you have the flu. That must be unpleasant.

"My house was burglarized and everything of value stolen!"
Oh wow, I’m sorry. That’s a terrible experience.

And so on. It’s rude not to apologize, because failing to apologize suggests you do not care.

There is even commercials up here in Canada about how we Canadians like to apologize for everything.

Sorry.

femmadilemma:

just watch it

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

sociopathinhellwiththetardis:

this kid is going places